Expectation:
Reality:
What is air? The shit that fills up half of our chip bags.
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me when i go out: i should’ve stayed home
me when i stay home: i should’ve gone out
me when i’m around people: i want to be alone
me when i’m alone: i want to be around people
me when i’m mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i’m nice to people: i need to be meaner
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omg thats me erry dayy guysss
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